Hooker Haggling

Two teams of two best mates are dropped into an  unfamiliar major city, and their phones are confiscated. Five of the most vile and degrading sexual acts are picked at random, and each team has two hours to track down hookers who are up for it.

At the end of the two hours a penalty of twice the going rate incurred for any unfulfilled acts. The winning team is the team who spent the least money.

It is essentially Bargain Hunt but with more aggressive anal penetration.

Shit A Brick

12 portaloos are placed in succession on a construction site. The contestant must stand outside each one and guess if the cash in hand builder is either blowing his huge weather beaten nose, or taking a particularly violent shit.

After each guess the door is ripped open in true ‘deal or no deal’ style to reveal the bodily function. Fuck it, let’s even get Noel Edmonds hosting.

Anyone who guesses all 12 correctly gets a huge £1000 cash prize and takes home a portaloo of his choice.  

Theism Prison

Richard Dawkins and the pope are locked in a one bed jail cell and only fed the most basic of provisions.

The winner is the person who convinces the other contestant that their view on creationism is the correct one, at which point they are both released.

Unless the pope wins.

It's A Flesh Wound

New idea for a game show hosted by Liam Neeson. Contestants stand 20 meters away from their hot bikini clad wives with a gun of Neesons choice. They have 90 seconds to shoot as many flesh wounds in them as they can. Each flesh wound earns the pair £10,000. A body shot resets the cash prize to zero and a head shot ends the game with no money.

The pair with the most cash at the end of each episode have the choice to opt in to a double or nothing round. One shot. Blindfolded.

May be adapted into a board game for christmas.